jackofficers:

liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch

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themanwithfrozenhearts:

im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness

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shiphassailed:belagasm:

ha america

portugal has TWO freedom days

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america has 365

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juspeczyks:

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

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