if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
when your friend finds you after a tv show marathon